There is a troubling perception I've experienced, that all trans people are completely asexual or complete freaks in bed due to their transness. I hold this to be patently false. I object to the notion that I am automatically much kinkier/hornier/less repressed than any other person. Nor am I an ascetic monk dedicated to pursuit of the sanitary image of masculinity. In that spirit, I present Evil Tranny's Vanilla Manifesto:
I do not appreciate being asked if I have lesbian sex.
I do not have lesbian sex.
No, you can't watch.
No, my girlfriend is not a lesbian either.
I do not want your advice on how to pretend I have a penis.
I will not tell you if I have a penis.
No, I will not show you.
I do not own any whips and chains.
No, you cannot borrow them.
I am not a complete slut.
I am not a Puritan.
I really couldn't tell you what it's like to have sex stoned.
I refuse to validate your twisted fantasy.
I would like it very much if you stopped asking me about my sex life.
Go home, get laid, and shut up.
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Evil Tranny, not shutting up.
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